| #17 ADVICE
 Advice is freely given
 It's as plentiful as weeds
 It's a thing a fool don't care for
 And a wise man seldom needs.
 
 But your trips will be a pleasure
 And vacations turn out nice
 If you pay attention
 To a little good advice.
 
 Now I'll give you folks a pointer
 Who like to drive and roam
 If the roads are pretty icy
 You'd better stay at home.
 
 But if you think you want to knock
 On someone else's door
 If you're in a great big hurry
 You should start the day before.
 
 'Cause the friend that is expecting you
 To ring the bell at noon
 Would rather you're a little late
 Then forty years too soon.
 
 So my friends please take it easy
 Don't be stepping on the gas
 Watch but for signs, hills, and bridges
 If you think you have to pass.
 
 If you're driving in the evening
 Then don't eat a heavy meal
 Let your drinks be strong black coffee
 If you're parked behind the wheel.
 
 Commit this poem to memory
 It may help you as you drive
 And perhaps you'd better heed it
 If you cant to stay alive.
 
 Then, your trip will be successful
 Not a broken heart or home
 And the life that you are saving
 May turn out to be your own.
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