#27

I'M ALWAYS WRONG

To me it seems like a natural plight
I'm always wrong, I'm never right.
It seems that everything I do
Always ends up wrong end too.
What can I do in a case like this
There are some people that never miss.
Maybe I'm cursed with a devil's disguise
That big red mark above my eyes.
Something like that I think perhaps
'Cause I lose in cards and I lose in craps,
I sometimes wonder what's the use.
If I need an ace I'll draw a deuce.
I'm old and ugly and lost my spunk
And a sociable drink will get me drunk.
Oh, who wants to listen to my sad song
I'm never right, I'm always wrong.

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